Sadly, not by dirigible mail, although it'd be pretty cool if that were the case.
In a draconian teacherly fashion, a few of you did not follow the rules to the letter, and I thus summarily disqualified you. Tut to the tut.
Thanks so much for participating. You came up with some wonderful class names. A few of you went above and beyond, providing course descriptions and everything! Since I try to not play favorites, I always random number my winners, but I was so impressed a few of you may see the title of your class in a future book or short story, with thanks of course!
I thought you might enjoy a small sampling of some of the amusing offerings. This is not a list of the winners (as above they will be notified privately).
- Tussie-Mussies & Airborne Poisons: How to create stunning (!) nosegays
- Servants & Suspects: Beyond the butler
- Poise & Pistols: Maintaining proper posture when firing a weapon
- Calling Cards & Combustibles: Combining the art of polite visitation with necessary explosives
- Sartorial Subterfuge: The art of rapid redressing
- The Resourceful Reticule: How to fit the largest number of items into the smallest, most delicate handbag
- Bustles & Bootlegs: How to smuggle junk in your trunk
- Chrysanthemums & Ciphers: Encrypting with flower arrangements
- Deportment & Decapitation: How to keep your head on, when another loses theirs
- Peas & Garrotes: How to ensure your target does not make it beyond the vegetable course
GAIL'S DAILY DOSE
Your Tisane of Smart . . .
Your Writerly Tinctures . . .
Get Your Head in the Game: How Character Moods Affect the Scene
PROJECT ROUND UP
Prudence ~ The Parasol Protectorate Abroad Book the First: Release date Fall 2013. Writing rough draft. The elephant has exploded. Climatic battle sequence ahead.
Curtsies & Conspiracies ~ The Finishing School Book the Second: Title changed. Copy edits incoming.
Etiquette & Espionage ~ Finishing School Book the First: Release date Feb 5, 2013. Working promo schemes to begin September.
Manga ~ Soulless Vol. 2: (AKA Changeless) Reviewing chapter by chapter, each drops on YenPlus by subscription. Print release tentatively Dec. 2012.
BIG FAT SPOILER ALERT on the Parasol Protectorate series! Really, DON'T READ THE BLURB ON AMAZON if you haven't read the other books first!
The Omnibus hardback editions are limited run through the SciFi Bookclub only.
The manga editions, Vol. available in print, Vol. 2 by subscription to YenPlus.
Most short stories available in ebook form world wide!
The first Finishing School book ~ Out Feb. 5, 2013
conall feels pretty (fan art by chanee dawn)
Quote of the Day:
"Never lend books, for no one ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other folks have lent me."
~ Anatole France