"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between."
and:
"America has never quite forgiven Europe for having been discovered somewhat earlier in history than itself."
As your proprietress Gail Carriger and author M.K. Hobson both write about the late 19th century (with Madame Carriger setting her tales in England, and Madame Hobson setting hers in the United States), they thought it might be amusing to have a look at Oscar's "Impressions of America"—and provide some impressions of their own.
"The first thing that struck me on landing in America was that if the Americans are not the most well-dressed people in the world, they are the most comfortably dressed."
M.K.: Oh, Oscar! You make it sound like everyone on this side of the pond was slopping around in stretch pants and t-shirts, a style which the majority of Americans would not adopt for another 100 years, corresponding to the rise in popularity of shops with "-Mart" in their name! In an era when the most sweltering of east coast summer days was not sufficient to make a gentleman shed his frock-coat, and women were subjected to bustles and corsets and layers upon layers of frilled undergarments, I find it hard to believe that anyone was comfortable, even comparatively.
G.C.: And yet there might be something in this observation, as whatever was worn then has given birth to what is being worn now. Have you seen the trousers on young men these days? (Or should I say "not quite on"?) Something must have caused it. I would suspect Mr. Wilde of alluding to American tailors. I understand that, without Bond Street's influence, coats were cut shockingly lose on this side of the pond.
"In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience."
M.K.: Those Americans, such brash and brazen creatures, so full of the ol' lèse majesté. But surely you must agree, dear boy, that Americans of the time were still very insecure in their identity, and constantly looked to England and Europe for direction—and, failing that, for titles. Oh, how American millionaires craved English titles for their daughters! And, true to the American spirit of commerce, they were willing to pay cold hard cash for them. In the case of beautiful Jennie Jerome, however, one might argue that England eventually got as good as it gave, as the money-driven union between the heiress and Lord Randolph Churchill in 1874 ultimately produced a young man (named Winston) who went on to a very useful career within the British Civil Service.
G.C.: Being an American of inexperience I shall hold my tongue on this subject.
"The next thing particularly noticeable is that everybody seems in a hurry to catch a train. This is a state of things which is not favourable to poetry or romance."
M.K.: Alas, Oscar, here we must part company. This is because I think trains are the most utterly romantic invention ever. I find the idea of rattling along at perilous speeds upwards of twenty miles per hour, behind a cinder-spewing coal-fired engine, quite exotic and interesting. I am glad, however, that you did not live to see the age of the automobile, which surely would have knocked the sunflower right out of your purple-satin boutonnière.
G.C.: Being firmly in the dirigible camp myself, which is reputedly even rougher on the wardrobe and hair, I cannot but agree with my compatriot on this matter. For all the brash crowing of public transport it has it's advantages, but only if one can travel first class.
"In going to America one learns that poverty is not a necessary accompaniment to civilization."
M.K.: Well, now we get down to classes, don't we? What Oscar is clearly being too polite to say is that America was considered a writhing snake-pit of crass commercialism—a land of backstabbing ledger-book princes—while in England, one's claim to class and sophistication had nothing to do with one's bank balance. To this point, it is perhaps worth quoting a passage from the New York Times, which, in 1898, noted that the aging Queen Victoria would break with a fine, longstanding monarchical tradition and become "the first sovereign of England who ever had anything to leave ... All of her predecessors upon the throne bequeated fine assortments of debts to their posterity, which Parliament was called upon to pay." Clearly, the ideals of the new American nation were not lost on the grand old Empress.
G.C.: Ah, the Victorians: such dignity inherent in holding property without money, and such embarrassment in having money without property. It is interesting that as a result of our own glorification and obsession with property ownerships that we have, most recently, lost all of our money in pursuit of it. Perhaps we American's are not so inured against Victorian standards as we believe?
I enjoyed this book immensely. It took me a little while to get into it and I had a few problems with info-dumps, but it takes A LOT for me to even finish a book these days, I don't have the time. I not only finished this, I carved out time in order to do so. I adored the relationship between Emily and Dreadnaught, and I was absorbed by the skillful mixing of historical and magical details building a colorfully different and yet entirely plausible Old West. I mean, come on, zombie gold miners with a kill switch? Brilliant!
Your moment of parasol . . .
Gail's Daily Dose
Your Infusion of Cute:
Your Tisane of Smart:
Archaeologists on Crete find skeleton covered with gold foil in 2,700-year-old grave
Your Writerly Tinctures:
New York Times Article on Memory and Books.
Heartless:
Timeless:
Secret Project F:
CAKE in Space: Trunked.
Quote of the Day:
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."
~ Oscar Wilde

In other news I am deeply excited to report . . . dum da da dum . . . I have a NEW electric kettle. For a tea drinker you will all be aware that this is a grave, and possibly extremely hazardous move. The tea must flow! My dear old silver bullet was beginning to leak so I invested in the highly recommended glass fancy-dancy Capresso.
And now, I bring to you some Dear Lord Akeldama
In which everyone's favorite indomitable vampire wields italics in your general direction.
@CapitolClio Asks what is to be done about men who wear pleated slacks.
Lord A: My darling pumpkin flower, nothing for it, immediate capital punishment. Ooo, snack time for meee!
@medusasmirror Wants to know how to wear a proper hat in a modern car.
Lord A: Darling, invest in a convertible!
@msdawnbaby Lord A, Need ur fab fashion advice. Choosing colors for my wedding. Navy & lavender, what wld u suggest 4 an accent color?
Lord A: Gold, my little perwinkle, lots of gold and sparkles! If you have a werewolf problem, silver is also good. Or champagne. Champagne goes with everything.
@charlesatan Dear Lord Akeldama, I'm a werewolf dating a ghost. Have problems getting intimate. Suggestions on how to overcome problems?
Lord A: Conversation makes for a scintillating start to any evening, and it's something everyone can enjoy. However, and I hesitate to darken your romance, but I'm afraid you may be doomed by compatibility troubles. After all, you go bone bending one a month, and she's got no bones left to speak of.
Anonymous asks: Fear of being bitten by vampires (no offense) & werewolves. What weapons do you recommend while still remaining fashionable?
Lord A: I have it on good authority that hair sticks make wonderful defensive weapons. I myself enjoy the occasion cravat pin of consequence and appeal. Your best defense, however, is in the company you keep, surround yourself with exquisite objects and dazzlingpeople and any attacker will be instantly distracted!
@Liliona Dear Lord Akeldama, I have lots of guy friends but they keep falling in love with me and when I don't reciprocate, they bail. What can I do?
Lord A: My little prickly pear, believe you me, I truly understand your dilemma. I prefer the "anything is possible" approach. Always keep your options open! Simply stating something along the lines of: "My dear, how flattering, but I am embarrassed to admit that I have more than enough offers to occupy my time at the moment. Perhaps, in some three or four decades, if you would care to enquire again? My tastes and or inclinations might have changed."
@fangbooks Asks if Lord Akeldama could share appropriate dance steps to use when celebrating another @gailcarriger addict declaring themselves?
Lord A: I shouldn't wish to suggest anything too brash: a small minuet with a final double hand flourish for punctuation should suffice. (I believe the crass modern age may refer to this as Jazz Hands.)
Your moment of parasol . . .
Gail's Daily Dose
Your Infusion of Cute:
Loot from my Blameless book tour. Fans give me gifts! How cool is that?
Best. Fans. Ever.
Your Tisane of Smart:
Sydney Opera House from the front = Darth Vader?
Your Writerly Tinctures:
I Should Be Writing #153 interview with Mary Robinette Kowal is so good. Not just the interview, but Mur's beginning comment are so right on! Also if you like Austen, you should check out Shades of Milk and Honey.
Heartless:
Super Secret Project F:
CAKE in Space: Trunked.
Quote of the Day:
"My own experience is that once a story has been written, one has to cross out the beginning and the end. It is there that we authors do most of our lying."
~ Anton Chekhov