Author Bios and Photos

Gail Parasol Your Fill-In-The-Blank Author Bio

[Name] lives in [City] where she pretends to be a [pithy comment on boring day job] when she would rather be writing. She spends her free time [standard hobby] and [less standard hobby]. She also likes to [quirky and slightly off base skill – like fencing or black belt in some combat skill]. She lives with a [tolerant, saintly, long-suffering] husband/wife/partner and two [witty descriptor] [cats/children] and a [dog/garden].

Ah the creativity of author bios. Why, I ask, would I want to read a book written by someone who doesn't even have the imagination to come up with a funny bio?

Now let's talk author photos.

If you are a male SF/F author you must cross your arms and stare balefully into the camera in a "I suffer the woes of the universe" kind of way. If you are female SF/F author make certain your hair is down and you either, 1. hide coyly behind it, or 2. angle slightly to profile in the romance novelist way or, 3. put chin on fist in thoughtful manner.

Sigh.

Gail's Daily Dose
Your Tisane of Smart:
The lost language of Italian parasols and the men who made them.
Your Writerly Tinctures:
Changes in submission policy for children's books

Kate says, "Reading about the undead in Victorian England was highly enjoyable, and I loved the steampunk element to the story with all of the crazy inventions."
SPOILER ALERT!
Even bigger SPOILER ALERT! Really, DON'T READ THE BLURB ON AMAZON if you haven't read the other books first. Blameless review, great fun, a menu is compiled. And here I was worried there wasn't enough food in Blameless as compared to the other books. Seriously, though, this review is HILARIOUS.

Heartless: Working on rewrite, Draft 5 read through. Final draft due Nov 1.
Timeless: Just an outline, making sure I pick up cookies and threads.
Secret Project F: Axed down and back with the agent.
CAKE in Space: Trunked.
See table of contents here, Steampunk II: Steampunk Reloaded available for preorder, releases November 15, 2010.
The Mammoth Book of Paranormal Romance 2 is out.

Quote of the Day:
"Tension is wonderful for making people laugh."
~ John Cleese

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