10.27.2009

How to Throw a Soulless High Tea Part 2: Foodstuffs

Alexia Tea
And the Book Launch was without food and snacky-bits and hunger was upon the Author Beast.

So she spoke from on high (i.e. facebook) and qoth she:
Book Launch do I have, and food have I none, and time have I neither. But low, for am I rich in Foodie Friends, and we, we must strive to prove much to those Denizens of New York who descended upon us. (The authors would be happy with dry crackers so long as there is booze, but the agents and publishers . . .)

And so, in the fullness of time, the Foodie Friends did answer. And they did say unto the Author Beast:

For as thy book is likened unto thy progeny, we will look upon this as a baby shower and we will flock unto you. And we shall come, bringing with us such earthly delights as homemade shortbread, and savory scones, and caramelized onion & fig tartlets, and stuffed mushrooms, and tea sandwiches, and Scotch eggs, and cinnamon chocolate truffles, and candied citrus, and bacon wrapped water chestnuts. And yea, for they did say, we art even prepared to attempt that sacred, of sacred, that holiest of holies, the treacle tart.

And the Author Beast did reply unto the Foodie Friends: And It Shall Be Delicious.



Gail's Daily Dose
Your Infusion of Cute:

Your Tisane of Smart:
On race and Steampunk.
Your Writerly Tinctures:
All about genre respectability, I find it interesting that they chose authors who are, within the SF/F genre, considered respectable (read: hard core with a literary bent).

CAKE in Space: Back from agent, but now I don't have time for it.
Couldn't resist quoting this whole section because it made me smile. "But now I must get to my favorite character, Lord Akeldama. He's a dandy to be sure, and a rogue vampire due to a mysterious disagreement over waistcoats, but he's so much more. He's a complex little spy who loves Alexia because she makes him feel human. But his spy network is really where it's at. His trusty Drones, led by Biffy. These dandy's are everywhere and hear everything, but at the same time are so stereotypical and a product of their time that they are a part of the scenery. They are perfectly calculated by Akeldama to be his eyes and ears lending him the appearance of omniscience. Also lets not forget they are great little helpers, in every sense of the word. Do to their cackling dandy herd mentality and the name of Drones and knowing that the author is a fan of P.G. Wodehouse, I can't help myself envisioning a whole different take on the Drones Club. This one would be more stylish, with lots more purple silk and more overt Wildean overtones. I would pay to read about that...really I would."
SPOILER ALERT! Amazon has posted Changeless cover along with blurb. Blurb gives bits of Soulless away so don't read if you haven't read the first book!
Blameless: Edits hand done now just taking forever to enter into computer.

Quote of the Day:
"Another novelty is the tea-party, an extraordinary meal in that, being offered to persons that have already dined well, it supposes neither appetite nor thirst, and has no object but distraction, no basis but delicate enjoyment."
~ Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, The Physiology of Taste

2 comments:

  1. mmm, bacon wrapped water chestnuts. great akeldama quote! glad you shared it.

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  2. ooh! so glad i checked your blog and discovered that you're throwing a debut party. i'm reading soulless now (and loving it.)

    will be at the convention and hope to stop by to wish you well!
    nyla

    p.s. enjoying your blog and hoping you might post some of the readings and/or panels at Fantasy Con that you're looking forward to. you seem like a writer in the know...

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